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End Times Deliverance Ministry

"Father God, in the name of Jesus Christ, we bind and break all witchcraft, curses, spells, and powers - and through the Blood of the Lamb - destroy the works of every witch, warlock, wizard, sorcerer and all other powers of darkness."


End Times Deliverance Ministry

get thee behind me! ALLEEE :
How to exorcise demons

Recognize a demon when you see one. First Basic Demon List. These demons show their ugly, satanic selves in crime, bad thoughts, illness and any sin The Almighty could come up with.

  • Believing. "...you, a born again, Spirit-filled, tongue talking, JESUS loving and worshiping Christian can and do have demons." Recognize that you have the authority over those demons!
  • Forgiveness. "Demons work on legalities and that is a legal hold that they have to stay in us. That is why the nice lady that you have seen dies with cancer or has arthritis. That bitterness and unforgiveness causes those diseases."
  • Our Iniquities. "Father, in JESUS name, I confess, repent and ask your forgiveness on my behalf and on the behalf of my ancestors going back 10 generations for the iniquity of __________________. (Name the iniquity) it didn't work
  • Curses. "Say the following: In the Name of JESUS, I break the curse of witchcraft."
  • Casting out demons. "In the Name of JESUS you demon of rebellion, I command you to loose me and come out of me now, In JESUS Name. Then take a deep breath and blow out. This is called SELF DELIVERANCE. If you hear the word "NO" in your mind, then the demon is saying NO. Just do it again until you believe that you have gotten rid of it."

You got that? But wait! You're not done! Now that you've started casting out demons, brother, you're at war! The demons know who you are now. You need prayer-spells signs above your door, you need to cast out demons before you get on the road, contrail's demonic symbol. Oooo!you need to be ever vigilant. Luckily, our beneficient webmaster has a few books he'd like to sell you.

The more demons you cast out, and, of course, the more you fast and pray, the more demons you'll recognize. (How did you ever get along before?)

Next time you hear a jet engine roaring overhead, look up at the sky. Those are not just trails of condensation. Those are contrails, or Chemtrails. There's a reason those lines remind you of something. (see left)

Sombody give this guy a sandwich.


FRANC :
What Alleee didn't tell you is that they see demons in everything, I swear. Not liking the ******* annoying music file that plays on all their pages is a demon. Candles help demons. Playing cards are demonic. Burn all your dolls. Everything has to do with demons. They believe in Incubus and Succubus. They live a very scary life indeed, and I wouldn't be surprised if many of them suffer from mental problems. Their site is like a rambling, Satanic version of Time Cube.

We recommend destroying or burning all dolls. This includes stuffed animals. Boys don't call their little toys "dolls", but they fall into the same category. Many "toys" on the market today are demonic in nature, and some even look evil. As a Christian parent, you need to raise your children more in tune with God instead of the influences of the devil.

Playing cards, like reading your horoscope, has become a joke or just a game. However, the Lord does not look at it as a joke or game. There are serious consequences for reading your horoscope as well as using cards or just having them in your home. It has been said that nicknames for a deck of cards is "The Devil's Bible" and "The Devil's Picture Book".

If you're in the mood of reading their 179 sections, you will find at the bottom of each a warning that starts with :

THERE IS NO HATE, MALICE, RACISM, ETC. ON THIS SITE. THESE ARE SINS IN THE EYES OF GOD, AND ARE ALSO DEMONS. THE BIBLE MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SIN CANNOT GET INTO HEAVEN.

One wonders who they are trying to fool... If you can bear the ******* music, or just close your speakers, you will get lots of entertainment. I just can't bear it, because I must be full of demons.


AUDIO FROM DEMONBUSTER.COM

A rather unremarkable section, except for the "live Deliverance session". 45 minutes of Christians chanting and "exorcising" demons just like they saw in the movies.



review written on 07/2002.