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Nigerian Baiting page

What is a Nigerian scam ? It is a scheme in which you get an email or fax promising you millions of dollars, if only you help an African official smuggle his fortune out of the country (or a similar story).

The new wave in Nigerian scams is baiting the scammers. Here are our own attempts to elicit some humour from these dreary African fellows...


ALLEEE'S BAITINGS

Tina Udo (1 exchange) - Tina is in big trouble - she'll have to marry her dead husband's brother. Fortunately, she stashed 30 million dollars, and Hypathia, goddess-worshipper, comes to her rescue.

Senator Bob James (1 exchange) - Alleee's first try. I think she intimidated him !

FRANC'S ATTEMPTS
(I just kept them for fun, because I'm not nearly as good)

Usman Bello (4 exchanges) - An aborted Grudge Match between L. Ron Hubbard and the infamous scammer Usman Bello.Bello did not bite to my bait. Oh well.

Ms. Swarin (8 exchanges) - L. Ron Hubbard is taking care of business while the master is away. That poor orphan girl, living all alone...

Ray Kuti (5 exchanges) - "mr. cooties" was defeated by my weird writing.

Rev. Amos Soglo (9 exchanges) - Two funny pictures and a two-timing liar.

Dr. John Okafor (14 exchanges) - These two are perhaps the most incompetent scammers I've ever seen, but we did get some laughs and pictures of forms from it.


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Last updated 08/2002